Rec of the day

Not for the Novice to Attempt, Or The Mrs. Mann-Formsby Job by Scintilla10 (Leverage)
gen; Parker & team; humor; 2413 words
Summary: You want Parker to host a formal dinner party for elite society?

Parker was concentrating on unlocking the safe (a simple dial combination), so she was only listening with half an ear to the conversation happening over the comm. But when Alec said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa," his tone of voice made her pause and pay attention. "What is she saying?" Alec went on. "What is she saying? A dinner party?"
"Uh, Sophie," said Nate, "you're going off-script here."

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