Rec of the day

Travel Companions by Anonymous
Gen; Hansel & Gretel; humor; teen, 477 words

Summary: Dear Diary, Hansel wrote, this week, we visited the wonderful shitty town of Augsburg. Gretel made some new friends and got herself some new kickass witch-hunting powers. Me? I just got some new scars.
"And laid," Gretel said, reading over his shoulder. "Don't forget 'laid'."