Rec of the day

Without the Usual Cost of Labor by vain_glorious (Avengers movieverse)
Gen; PG-13; ~6,400 words
Summary: "Someone just reported to SHIELD that whatever was stolen produced “viable offspring,” and we’re hoping that doesn’t mean what we think it does,” Bruce says, evidently deciding to take over for Tony after only one masturbation joke.

Teamfic with lots of humor, neat plot and Tony Stark bringing on the snark.

“Captain America looks like his head is going to explode,” Tony observes. “Stars and stripes, everywhere.”