Rec of the day

The Underwire Job by Betty and Emeraldwoman (Leverage)
Parker/Hardison, Eliot; Rating: says explicit but I'd have gone with PG-13; humor/crack; 4687 words
Summary: Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.

And that was why Parker had brought him in, he realized, brokenly, in the ladies' fitting room of Nordstrom's. Parker was assembling her own tiny team for a job. The worst part was, he wasn't sure if he was Sophie in this team, or Nate.
Oddly, once he started thinking of this as a job, and not him being some sort of substitute gal pal, it got a lot easier. This wasn't shopping; it was assembling the required equipment.