astridv | Rec of the day

... is early because yuletide madness opened and there it is - the crossover I didn't know I craved: The Wire/The Unusuals
(In other words, worlds collide.)

welcome to the melting pot by Anonymous
Gen; Bunk, & Cole, Delahoy, Banks, Walsh, Shraeger; crossover/humor; 873 words
Summary: Why his wife felt the need to move the family up here was beyond him. And oh, he had sure as fuck agreed, needed to get away from the department that still associated him with McNulty’s fuckup, but this- this was too much.

Bunk heard a soft throat clearing behind him and preemptively winced. He knew what was coming. “I would really prefer it if you-”
“Shut the fuck up, Cole,” said Bunk. No fucking swearing in a precinct. What the hell were they going to think up next? Hell, the whole fucking police department was probably sick of it. Now, the Bunk could hold back his words if need be, but here the needs didn’t fucking be.

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At this rate I'm never gonna get any work done.