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[astridv]

stoney321 has sifted through the pit of voles and other fanfic sites and compiled a list of fanfic summaries so awful I find it impossible to pick a favourite.
Part 1, part 2.

I rather like I've got the cold from Hell, so I gave it to Buffy, too. Oh and I made her pregnant, too. :)

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[starborn-scribe.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying!

*gasps for air*

Okay, my favorites:

Warning: horror poetry
Buffy goes to fat camp!
Written to "She's like the wind" by Patrick Swayze.
Plot speaks for itself.

And the winner by far:

Buffy fights the Taco Bell Chihuahua, then explodes.

ROTFLMAO!

[astridv.livejournal.com]

And how about this one:
I don't get all complicated about how she returns. I just needed her back so *poof* she was.

I'd say, props for honesty...

[littleheaven70.livejournal.com]

There seems to be a lot of summaries featuring BTVS characters and Mexican food. :ponders:

[astridv.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know! And this Buffy fights the Taco Bell Chihuahua, then explodes. leaves me slightly curious as to what goes on in that fic.

[whichwitch666.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on! What's better than: "Warning: *tentacles*" ???

[astridv.livejournal.com]

Well, you know how it is... can't have proper Buffy fanfic without tentacles.

[whichwitch666.livejournal.com]

The thing is, I'm not sure I want a tentacles warning in the summary. What if I wanted to be surprised? People never consider that.... *sad*

[shepenwepet.livejournal.com]

They're beautiful, aren't they? :-D

I even made icons. :-P

[astridv.livejournal.com]

Ah, very cool.
contains torture. Warning: Humor bwah!

[lakrids404.livejournal.com]

Use of more than one ! makes my head hurt!!!!

[astridv.livejournal.com]

You're damn right!!!!!